I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
