ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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