I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
