i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Randomize