But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
My vagina just recognized that song.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
