what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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