Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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