im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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