whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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