Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I think a kid would responsible me up
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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