Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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