I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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