last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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