..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
