you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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