Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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