Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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