Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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