Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We need to rekindle our bromance
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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