went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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