Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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