Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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