And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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