Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
