You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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