Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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