Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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