He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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