I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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