Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i think i have herpe
just one?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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