i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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