also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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