So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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