i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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