I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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