ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My cat gives me a boner
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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