i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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