I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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