I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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