Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
