Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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