booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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