My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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