Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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