I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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