He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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