pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
im holly from the hills drunk
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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