4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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