she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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