Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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