the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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