I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He shit in the fireplace
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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