I looked at my own cervix.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Randomize